令人敬畏的混蛋指令 - joi

We both know why you're here, don't we?

You want me to take my clothes off so you can masturbate over my hot body.

You love the word "masturbate", don't you?

You love the idea that I know you are sat in front of your computer, with your cock in your hand, just drooling over me.

If your wife goes to the shop, you can't resist watching big-titted girls on the internet, oiling their tits while you masturbate.